Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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