went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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