Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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