Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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