thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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