also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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