If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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