The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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