Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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