i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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