I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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