4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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