Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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