Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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