why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
