how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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