uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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