Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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