I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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