Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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