I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
