is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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