oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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