Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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