That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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