At least make sure they are 18
Why
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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