Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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