I love black thongs
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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