My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
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