My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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