well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
sex in a hospital.. check
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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