3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Someone signed my nipple.
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