happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
The air taste purple.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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