how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Is it because I queefed?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i drank out of a bidet.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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