the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
We had to coat check the pizza.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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