You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
How does one acquire holy water?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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