I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
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