we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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