How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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