ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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