i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
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