I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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