Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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