Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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