if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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