it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
In America we eat man semen.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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