I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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