so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
What a dumb baby whore.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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