Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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