I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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