I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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