I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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